Read, Pray, Love

If you are born poor, it is not your mistake. But if you die poor it is your mistake. - Bill Gates

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. - W.C. Fields

My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. - Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You...re right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

Don't be afraid of losing, be afraid of playing a game and not learning something. - Dan Heisman

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin